David laments that he just wanted a normal life. In fact, she shows him, she’s got a mark on her arm from battling something with a tail the week before. Sister Andrea later advises him that now that he’s closer to God, his spooky visions are going to become much more corporeal - and therefore deadly. When he turns around, the creature is gone. But David makes it back to the modern section of the building, and his co-workers, safely. The thing chases David as he runs away, and it is truly terrifying. Inside, he finds what appears to be a giant, pulsating, Venus flytrap-looking entity, but which turns out to be a winged beast snacking on a corpse. So they quickly leave, but David lags behind to check out a lecture hall. They quickly realize that the aforementioned “haunt” is just a challenge for idiots who want to spend a night sleeping in a morgue drawer. Y’know, typical party chat.Īt 3 am, David, Kristen and Ben return to the school building. Kurt, Sister Andrea, Sheryl, Kristen’s daughters? They’re all there! Highlights include Lexis telling Kristen that she smells “like a dead body,” Sheryl and Monsignor Korecki discussing Leland and Kurt confessing his demon-boop!ing to Sister Andrea, who advises him to get baptized before the malevolent being drags him to Hell. IN WHICH SISTER ANDREA IS, AGAIN, A BADASS | With thoughts of naked funtimes with Renee - and Kristen? - still strobing through his brain, David makes his way to Ben’s that night… and realizes that what he thought was going to be a tiny thing with his immediate co-workers actually is a big surprise party with pretty much everyone in his orbit. Because first: It’s time for David’s ordination bachelor party! When Ben and David check out the building, they find an older, out-of-use section with fresh blood on the floor and graffiti that reads “3 am haunt.” Ben posits that it’s just some Hell Week nonsense, but they decide to return later that evening to investigate. He’s not sure what’s after him, but he knows that if it catches him, “I’ll give in to it,” he tells the trio. Also, he’s started dreaming that he’s being chased through the halls of the campus building that contains the cadaver lab. Mitch assures them he hasn’t acted on the urge, but it’s getting harder to ignore - particularly when he’s dissecting a human cadaver in class. They meet with Mitch, a college student who thinks he’s under demonic attack because he’s a vegetarian who suddenly started craving raw meat and now kinda wants to eat human flesh. So naturally, thoughts/memories/fantasies of being with Renee float through David’s mind as he, Ben and Kristen kick off their next case. MEAT MITCH | Know what else is tough? Not thinking about sex when all everyone does is remind you how you’re never going to have any, ever again. “Make sure you’re doing it for yourself, only yourself,” she counsels. But she’s got one more inquiry: “Are you doing this for yourself? Or for my sister?” The answer is both, and he’s honest about it. Things relax a little they both are happy to see each other. Renee very clearly states that she’s only interested in hearing about past “oopsies!” that might place the Church in a potentially litigious position (subtext: Don’t say anything about our romp in the rectory!), and he answers that he has nothing to declare. Sexual indiscretions, financial indiscretions, all the fun stuff. He’s surprised to see her she seems a little flustered as she says it was a last-minute request from the Church, who wants her to interview prospective priests for any liabilities they might present. Sample question: “Can temptation always be resisted?” (Um, dude, did you see the previous episode?) After Monsignor Korecki brings up David’s sermon on race, which David corrects as to being “on God’s love,” the older priest says there’s just one more interrogator to go: Renee, who is there via videoconference. ‘THE LIFE IS TOO HARD’ | We come in on the last step before David is ordained: his questioning by various representatives of the Catholic Church. Read on for the highlights of “C Is for Cannibal” (and make sure to check out my post mortem chat with showrunners Michelle and Robert King and series star Katja Herbers). The Challenge's Wes Bergmann Says World Championship Is 'Everything You Could Want Out of a Challenge' The Challenge: World Championship Premiere Recap: Which Global MVP Was Eliminated First? Plus, Grade it! And in case you were reading along and thinking that maybe I meant David and Kristen actually got together in this week’s episode after two seasons of flirting, deep affection and one flat-out conversation of how they’d be together in a different universe? Yeah, that happens, too.
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